Something I wrote in 2005

I was going through some old email tonight and found this. I got a laugh out of it, so I decided to share it:

I saw Landon Donovan and his team, the L.A. Galaxy, get beat by Real
Salt Lake this Saturday, 2 to 1. I was sitting right behind the L.A.
bench and was able to tell Landon what an over-rated primadonna he is
and how much he sucks. I also told him that he'd still be in Europe
if he had any game at all. He just smiled, took a drink of his water,
then sat down on the pitch and started crying.

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I'm especially looking forward to their interview with John Lennon. I'm not sure how he intends to do the Beatles reunion. That should be an interesting read. The article about soccer not being for Eurotrash seems like it would be interesting too.

Sarah Palin on Glenn Beck's show

The big point to consider here is brought up by Glenn Beck; Alaska was brought into the union because of its resources. For the government to rely on foreign energy sources is what is causing so many problems in this nation today. I'm still not sold on McCain, but holy cow, Sarah Palin makes sense in this video:

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The founder of the legendary rock band Queen has completed his doctoral thesis in astrophysics after taking a 30-year break to play some guitar. Introducing Dr. Brian May.

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I will never buy another Dell - Democratic Underground

Blogger explains why he will never buy another Dell.

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Stevie Riks - Oasis and James Blunt Parody

Stevie Riks impersonates Liam and Noel Gallagher and James Blunt in this funny video.

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SIR PAUL McCARTNEY WASHES DISHES PLUS OUTTAKE

Impersonator performs as Sir Paul McCartney washing the dishes.

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Judge Judy gets pwned during LA earthquake

Video Of Judge Judy Taping Getting Interrupted By LA Earthquake

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Blizzard's Next Game Could Be More Successful Than WoW

Game Director Jeffrey Kaplan: "I don't believe that WoW is untouchable," he said. "I completely believe that a game could come out and be more successful than WoW. I'm hoping that we're working on it right now."

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Sysadmins slam ACMA web filtering study

The System Administrators Guild of Australia has criticised the Australian Communications and Media Authority's report on ISP-level content filtering, questioning its relevance to real-world conditions. A major objection is that the ACMA tests did not align with the actual bandwidth expected and demanded by today's Internet users.

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Use Bats To Combat Your Yard’s Mosquito Population

This contraption uses bats to control your mosquito problem.

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Teenager mutilated by a battle axe on his own driveway

A Kearns, Utah teenager attacked with a battle ax by two thugs. The teenager was mutilated right in his driveway, and the sister of one of the men accused of doing this is devastated...

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July marks least-deadly month for American troops in Iraq

July 2008 was the least deadly month for Americans in Iraq since the war began more than five years ago.

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Scientifically Deconstructing The Beatles

The semantic shifts of the Beatles' chords

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I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but

I'm starting to think there is a socialist, nay communist, conspiracy against Hollywood. In the case of "Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull", Russian communists are calling for a ban of the movie in Russia because of its negative portrayal of communists in the movie:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b139139_indiana_jones_kingdom_of_angry.html


In the case of "The Love Guru" Hindus are all up in arms about politically incorrect stereotypes of their religion in the Mike Myers comedy.
http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5gZr2WsUt1vASfKlHxcrKiE-B8kGw

The only recent movie that stereotypes an Ethnic group negatively and gets away with it is "Borat" which portrays Americans in a negative light.

More and more the world is turning against America and American products. American cinema is still one of our most important exports to the world. If political and religious groups can prevent movies from being played in their countries, then they are able to strike a blow against American industry.

I had heard many negative reviews of the new "Indiana Jones" movie before it was even in theaters. I saw the movie today and really liked it. Sure there were some things in it that were not believable, but when I was able to suspend my belief for 2 hours, I found it quite entertaining. I suspect that there may be a political motive to negative reviews of a movie that is expected to be a big blockbuster hit. Certainly that is my opinion. I hope I am wrong. I would like to give people that benefit of the doubt, but the more and more anti-American rhetoric I hear, the more I suspect that the world has conspired against us in an effort to destroy our way of life, our liberty, and our freedom.

RGD.