In case you needed another reason to get rid of your TV

Just in case you might be considering getting rid of your television altogether, here's one more reason to do it: A giant rat that teaches your children how to rap.

Mario: Game Over

Have you ever wondered what became of Mario and the Princess after Mario saved her?

Here is is. (WARNING: The bad language is censored, but you can still figure out what they're saying.)

The untimely demise of Bob Barker, may he rest in peace






Current mood: sad
Category: somber Movies, TV, Celebrities

Bob Barker, born December 12, 1923 - death May 7, 2007

Bob Barker was, by far, my favorite game show host. He was almost like a grandfather. He was very calm with people and remembered to have his pets spayed and neutered. Bob passed away today after being eaten by wolves as he was doing some gardening at his Beverley Hills home.

Barker hosted The Price Is Right from September 4, 1972 and announced that he would retire this year.

I appeared as a contestant on The Price Is Right in 1990 but never was able to get on stage. I received a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax as a consolation prize.

We'll miss you Mr. Barker. You were best in Happy Gilmore. Ciao!

Currently listening : Price Is Right By Alan Price Release date: By 01 October, 1996

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