Names you shouldn't name your baby

If he's a boy:

Darth
Anakin
Adolf
Angus
Horace
Archibald
Moon
Star
Zeus
Jupiter
Mars
(basically don't name him after any Greek or Roman god)
Malcolm
Oscar
Nemo
Flatulence
Elmo
Bart (rhymes with fart)
Ghengis
Tojo
Benito (as in Mussolini)
Elvis
Butch
Bert

If she's a girl:

Prudence
Amadala
Padme
Ethel
Gertrude
LaTrina
Syphillis
Gonorhea
Rainbow
Moonshine

If you're LDS:

LaVerne
LaVell
LaDean
LaVerkin
Parley
Hyrum
Brigham
Alvin
Nephi
Lehi
Mahonrimoriancumur
Moroni
Mormon
Helaman
Laman
Lemuel
Laban

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