Reasons I am not voting for Mike Huckabee
The following are some reasons I personally am not voting for Mike Huckabee:
He uses demons to control the minds of his followers and will at some point command them to suicide en mass.
He gave me erectile dysfunction.
He doesn't inhale...ever.
Mike Huckabee causes projectile vomiting.
Mike Huckabee voted for Mitt Romney before he voted against Mitt Romney.
Personally believes that everyone is going to hell except for Mike Huckabee.
Always asks himself, "What would Jesus do?" when he's faced with a difficult tee shot that doglegs to the left.
Mike Huckabee believes that Mormons are Satan's brothers and sisters.
The French pronounce his name, "Huck-a-pee".
He will ask Vladimir Putin if he's accepted Christ as his personal Savior.
Mike Huckabee, allegedly, drinks chicken blood.
Mike Huckabee has a level 70 Orc Shaman that he uses to gank lower level Alliance characters in World of Warcraft.
Of course these are all things I've heard, you know more about it than I do. Am I right?
He uses demons to control the minds of his followers and will at some point command them to suicide en mass.
He gave me erectile dysfunction.
He doesn't inhale...ever.
Mike Huckabee causes projectile vomiting.
Mike Huckabee voted for Mitt Romney before he voted against Mitt Romney.
Personally believes that everyone is going to hell except for Mike Huckabee.
Always asks himself, "What would Jesus do?" when he's faced with a difficult tee shot that doglegs to the left.
Mike Huckabee believes that Mormons are Satan's brothers and sisters.
The French pronounce his name, "Huck-a-pee".
He will ask Vladimir Putin if he's accepted Christ as his personal Savior.
Mike Huckabee, allegedly, drinks chicken blood.
Mike Huckabee has a level 70 Orc Shaman that he uses to gank lower level Alliance characters in World of Warcraft.
Of course these are all things I've heard, you know more about it than I do. Am I right?
Winter in Utah
When you see photos like this, you would never think that Utah is a desert. We've been getting a steady stream of moisture almost every weekend, it seems. I'm not complaining, I like the snow. I wouldn't mind if it snowed every day. I just don't like driving in it very much.
My Official Endorsement of Mitt Romney
After careful consideration of all the candidates in the field, The RGD Factor officially supports Mitt Romney in his bid for President.
Okay, now that all formalities have been taken care of...now for the lighter side of the news. I read this on imao.com and couldn't stop laughing. I even forwarded it to the Romney campaign. I think Mitt should do at least one of these. I really like the timber wolf idea.
Okay, now that all formalities have been taken care of...now for the lighter side of the news. I read this on imao.com and couldn't stop laughing. I even forwarded it to the Romney campaign. I think Mitt should do at least one of these. I really like the timber wolf idea.
I actually do care about the Florida primary and hope Romney wins. I just really don't like McCain and Huckabee (and have no strong opinion about Giuliani -- much like most Florida voters).
I just wish there was some aspect to Romney to get behind other than "acceptable to conservatives." Liberals seem to hate him, but liberals also hate Bush so liberal hate alone only gets you so far in my book.
What Romney needs is an image change. First thing: Grow a goatee and shave your head. That will make you stand out from the paint by numbers presidential candidates. Next, lose the suit and wear something more appropriate for a member of Hell's Angels. Thirdly, tame a timber wolf and have it follow you around on the campaign trail. Finally, lose the long winded speeched. Instead, just shout to assembled crowds words like "CRUSH!" and "DESTROY!" (those really are great applause lines). If you feel you must say something more, say, "I am Death! My coming cannot be stopped!"
If Romney can pull that off, I'll not only vote for him, I'll donate to his campaign.
The Miracle on Ice
I was pretty young when this happened. This is the first time I've seen the actual video. It still puts a lump in my throat.
A message to Jesus Christ
Jesus,
I don't know you as well as I would like to. I mention your name all the time; mostly when it suits my needs and avoid it when it's inconvenient. I would like to know you better. I have been going through some rough times of late and I'm trying to use these challenges to get to know you better. I hate that I only come to you in times of hardship and need and would like to be able to communicate better when things are going good.
Please help me to find you and stay near you always. Help me to really mean it when I say that I know you.
I don't know you as well as I would like to. I mention your name all the time; mostly when it suits my needs and avoid it when it's inconvenient. I would like to know you better. I have been going through some rough times of late and I'm trying to use these challenges to get to know you better. I hate that I only come to you in times of hardship and need and would like to be able to communicate better when things are going good.
Please help me to find you and stay near you always. Help me to really mean it when I say that I know you.
Why bad things happen to good people
Sometimes when I'm sleeping I have profound thoughts come to me. Last night was one of those times. I was wondering why the Lord allowed me to marry a mean and mentally unstable ex-wife and stay in the marriage as long as I did.
The thought came to me that the Mormons left New York and went to Pennsylvania, then Ohio, then Missouri, then Illinois, then finally Utah. Why did the Lord allow the Saints to be persecuted everywhere they went? Then the thought came to me, had they come to Utah straight from New York, they would have had to leave in January in order to get to Utah in July. I figure it would have taken them 6 months to walk from New York to Utah. Any way you cut it, the Saints would have had to travel for a fairly long amount of time in the winter months and many more would have died along the way. Instead, the Saints left Nauvoo in March (the beginning of Spring), yes it was still cold, they had to cross a frozen Mississippi, but for the most part they were able to travel in warm months because they were closer to their final destination.
How does this compare to me? The Lord was using my ex-wife to help me get closer to my eventual destination. Along the way I had to be humbled and learn certain things. I had to build up "temples" only to abandon them.
I am now in a much happier place, not that I don't have trials and struggles, but I am now in the "land of my inheritance". I have a great wife and great kids. This is where I was meant to be but I would have never reached this destination had I not had struggles in my personal "Missouri" and "Nauvoo" in order to help me get closer to my eventual destination.
The thought came to me that the Mormons left New York and went to Pennsylvania, then Ohio, then Missouri, then Illinois, then finally Utah. Why did the Lord allow the Saints to be persecuted everywhere they went? Then the thought came to me, had they come to Utah straight from New York, they would have had to leave in January in order to get to Utah in July. I figure it would have taken them 6 months to walk from New York to Utah. Any way you cut it, the Saints would have had to travel for a fairly long amount of time in the winter months and many more would have died along the way. Instead, the Saints left Nauvoo in March (the beginning of Spring), yes it was still cold, they had to cross a frozen Mississippi, but for the most part they were able to travel in warm months because they were closer to their final destination.
How does this compare to me? The Lord was using my ex-wife to help me get closer to my eventual destination. Along the way I had to be humbled and learn certain things. I had to build up "temples" only to abandon them.
I am now in a much happier place, not that I don't have trials and struggles, but I am now in the "land of my inheritance". I have a great wife and great kids. This is where I was meant to be but I would have never reached this destination had I not had struggles in my personal "Missouri" and "Nauvoo" in order to help me get closer to my eventual destination.
Yo Gabba Gabba and The Polyphonic Spree
My kids like to watch a program on Nickelodeon called Yo Gabba Gabba. The music reminds me of The Polyphonic Spree. All this gives me further suspicion that children's programs are created by aging hippies who are having LSD flashbacks.
I was wrong, the NBA is fixed
This article in the N.Y. Post indicates that an NBA referee allegedly bet on and fixed games that he reffed...
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Don't Support Companies That Support Iran
I received a phone call last night from a "charity" by the name of something like Presidential Action Committee. They told me that they had a one question poll and wanted me to listen to a statement from Dick Morris before taking the poll. I listed to the statement, it was a recording of Dick Morris (former Clinton administration adviser and current Fox News analyst). In the recording Dick Morris indicated that there are numerous companies that are doing business with Iran and this is helping Iran's efforts to create a nuclear program that would threaten Israel and the U.S.
When the recording was finished, the man on the other end asked me if this was something I agreed needed attention. I told him it was. He then asked me if they could count on my $200 or $300 contribution. I told him that I was in the process of adopting three children and all my money is tied up in legal fees and that I had already contributed money the Mitt Romney campaign, but I would be willing to volunteer my time. My words were something like, "I can't give you money, but I can give you my time. I agree that this is a worthwhile cause, how can I volunteer my time to help you?" The answer I got was all they wanted was a donation. Now, this makes me wonder if this is a legitimate group or not. I was thinking that maybe I could give them $5 but I'm glad I did not because I don't know if it's a scam or not.
Wouldn't you think that a legitimate charity would more than welcome my offer to volunteer my time? Heck, I could even start up an office for them in Utah County. I haven't seen anything else online indicating whether this is a scam or not. I hope someone that knows more than I do will read this and comment on it. My suggestion to everyone is, whenever you get a call from someone asking for money, it could very likely be a scam, be careful. I'm grateful that I didn't have the money to give them and grateful that I was quick enough to think that I could volunteer my time to them. I honestly would have done this too. It kind of bothers me that they prefer my money to my time. Now I'm blogging about them warning people not to give them money, wouldn't they prefer that I was on here blogging asking people to give them money?
When the recording was finished, the man on the other end asked me if this was something I agreed needed attention. I told him it was. He then asked me if they could count on my $200 or $300 contribution. I told him that I was in the process of adopting three children and all my money is tied up in legal fees and that I had already contributed money the Mitt Romney campaign, but I would be willing to volunteer my time. My words were something like, "I can't give you money, but I can give you my time. I agree that this is a worthwhile cause, how can I volunteer my time to help you?" The answer I got was all they wanted was a donation. Now, this makes me wonder if this is a legitimate group or not. I was thinking that maybe I could give them $5 but I'm glad I did not because I don't know if it's a scam or not.
Wouldn't you think that a legitimate charity would more than welcome my offer to volunteer my time? Heck, I could even start up an office for them in Utah County. I haven't seen anything else online indicating whether this is a scam or not. I hope someone that knows more than I do will read this and comment on it. My suggestion to everyone is, whenever you get a call from someone asking for money, it could very likely be a scam, be careful. I'm grateful that I didn't have the money to give them and grateful that I was quick enough to think that I could volunteer my time to them. I honestly would have done this too. It kind of bothers me that they prefer my money to my time. Now I'm blogging about them warning people not to give them money, wouldn't they prefer that I was on here blogging asking people to give them money?
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