FarCry Screen Shots





FarCry is a first-person shooter by Ubisoft. It's been out for a few years but has some pretty sweet graphics. I was about to finish it and ended up formatting my computer. I guess I should have backed up my game files. Here are some screen shots, again at different video levels. The later shots should be better quality:

Battlefield 2 Screen Shots

I was experimenting with my video settings (these photos are out of order by the way) and was able to get some really good quality. I have an NVidia GeForce 6800 Go for an Alienware Area 51 model 7700 laptop. Alienware hasn't updated their OEM NVidia drivers for two years and it's impossible to update them from NVidia's site because they're OEM drivers. But I found a workaround that seems to have done the trick. You'll notice that the first screen shots have better quality than the later ones.




















Michael Hutchense interviewed by John Stewart

Here's one of M.H.'s final interviews, just a few months before his death:

INXS - I Send A Message

I remember plugging my Walkman up to the P.A. system at my high school's seminary building and blasting this song. The amazing this is that I didn't get my tape or Walkman confiscated. This is a nice dance number.

Craig Ferguson on David Beckham coming to L.A.

I think he's got the soccer player voice down perfect. I've talked to both Clint Mathis and Jason Kreis and they sound just like Beckham, but without the English accent of course. Eddie Pope's the only one that's got a real man's voice.

INXS - Burn for You

My all time favorite INXS song. I saw them perform this song live at the BYU Marriott Center back in February of 1985. R.I.P. Mike.

INXS - Tight

Here's one of INXS' lesser known ditties, Tight. A funky little number that kind of reminds me of some of Prince's earlier work. It looks like this was put together after Hutchense's untimely demise. I can tell that the video is cut out of other INXS videos and concerts:

What are you doing in England?

The value of cover

The Late, Great Chris Farley

WHAT THE FREAK!!!!????

A South Park Tribute to Monty Python

All the Spanish I need to know I learned from Dora and Diego

Todo el español que necesito saber, aprendí de mirar la televisión por los niños; específicamente, "Dora El Explorador" y "Va Diego, Va". Ahora yo me siento suficiente seguro que puedo viajar a España y me hago entendido por el pueblo local. Uno no debe quitar importancia el valor de programas de televisión por los niños que enseñan el idioma extranjero.

Commodore 64 Text Adventures


Back in the early 80s I got a Commodore 64 for Christmas and I got a text-based adventure called Voodoo Castle. Thanks to the miracle of the Internet I can now play Voodoo Castle online, which is pretty cool because I never figured it out when I was a kid.

Play Voodoo Castle Here

Fractal Art

I discovered a freeware program called Apophysis that can be downloaded at apophysis.org
To read more about fractals, see Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractal
Here are some fractals I created tonight. You can click on the thumbnail for a larger image. Feel free to use these as wallpaper if you like.



Red-letter day

Red-letter day

What Beckham's arrival will mean for MLS, U.S. soccer

Posted: Thursday January 11, 2007 11:18AM; Updated: Thursday January 11, 2007 6:23PM
The first of many? David Beckham may not be the only star coming to MLS.
The first of many? David Beckham may not be the only star coming to MLS.
AP




Mark it down: Jan. 11, 2007 will forever be known as the day that Major League Soccer truly arrived on the world stage.

David Beckham, the world's most recognizable soccer star, is leaving Real Madrid to join MLS' Los Angeles Galaxy in August on a five-year contract. And he's doing it the age of 31, it should be noted, not at, say, 35, when the world would simply scoff at a washed-up European star coming Stateside for a vacation and an easy paycheck.

Beckham's signing isn't necessarily a surprise. I wrote back in October that a team in MLS -- most likely the Galaxy -- needed to make it happen sooner rather than later. Here's what Beckham's arrival means:

• MLS just got noticed in the domestic and international realm. Beckham's signing isn't exactly the same thing as the Cosmos's signing of Pelé in the 1970s, but it's awfully close to it. Pelé was the greatest player the game had ever seen, while Becks has never been considered the planet's best player. But Beckham is a much better player than some of his critics are willing to admit -- while he has lost a bit of pace, he was still effective at last year's World Cup and remains one of the world's best free kick-takers. And let's be honest: the marketing opportunities here are enormous. Expect to see Galaxy jerseys with Beckham's name in every corner of the world.

• From a domestic perspective, landing Beckham gives MLS a credibility that it has never had with the American sports fan, who demands to see the world's biggest stars in the sports it cares about. Beckham is a great match for L.A., where Galaxy games will become A-list events with the celebrity sightings you usually associate with Lakers games.

• Beckham may not be the only star coming to MLS. Now that Beckham has decided to make the move, his stamp of approval for the league will make it much easier for other international stars to come on board. MLS's newly installed designated-player rule -- the so-called Beckham rule -- allows each team to pay an unlimited salary to one player. DP slots are tradeable, and the New York Red Bulls now have two of them. In other words, look for Bruce Arena's Red Bulls (and perhaps a few others) to create some major buzz of their own with a big-name signing or two: Ronaldo, the all-time leading goal scorer in World Cup history and Beckham's current teammate at Real Madrid, has long been rumored as a target.

• Will Beckham's signing make the soccer that much better around the league? Not on its own. He's only one player, after all, and MLS needs to continue making strides when it comes to youth development. But from a soccer perspective Beckham will be a useful player in the midfield of the Galaxy, which frankly needs the help after missing the playoffs for the first time in league history last season. The image of Beckham sending crosses onto the head of Landon Donovan for goals is the sort of thing that will be replayed on televisions around the world.

• Are there any possible downsides to bringing Beckham on board? Sure. Overspending on international stars is what eventually doomed the old NASL, and there's no going back for MLS after this move. At the same time, though, there appear to be more rules in place -- not least the league's single-entity structure -- which should prevent wild bidding wars between teams. As for other risks, is it possible that Becks could be a bust on the field here? I guess, but it's not likely. The league has a long ways to go, but it's still good enough that he won't be able to coast here. Besides, I also think that Beckham's pride will keep him from loafing. If I know him well enough, I think he'll try to show people in Madrid and in England that he's still worth something on the field.

Whatever happens, today is a red-letter day for soccer in America, for MLS and specifically for the Los Angeles Galaxy.


Find this article at:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/grant_wahl/01/11/beckham/index.html?eref=si_topstories

A Riddle with 22 Legs

My kid brought home some math homework tonight. Here's the assignment:
A Riddle with 22 Legs
I counted 22 legs in my house.
All the legs were on cats, people, and spiders.

How many of each creature -- cats, people, and
spiders -- might be in the house?

See how many different ways you can
answer this riddle.

There are many possible answers.
How many can you find?

How do you know you have all
the possible answers?


So I start thinking to myself, okay a spider has 8 legs, a cat has 4 legs, and a person has 2 legs. I divide 22 by 8, by 4, and by 2 and find that I can't have more than 2 spiders, I can't have more than 5 cats, and I can't have more than 11 people.

So, I explain all this to my kid and explain to take the number of spiders and multiply that by 8, then the number of cats and multiply that by 4, and the number of people and multiply that by 2 to figure out the number of legs. I also explain that you'll never have more than 2 spiders, never more than 5 cats, and never more than 11 people, so find all the combinations within that range.

After about an hour of my kid finding the same combinations over and over. I think, maybe I can do this in an Excel spreadsheet but then I'm having the same problem as my kid, I can't keep track of all my answers. So I get thinking, this is why we invented computers, so we don't have to figure out mundane crap like this. So, here are the answers and the code:


Answers:












You cannot have more than 12 possible combinations (as long as you're using positive integers) because you can never have more than 11 people; (0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11)
there are 12 numbers in that sequence.

There is no way in heck I would have done that problem without writing code.
Why aren't they teaching my kid Java yet?!?

public class riddle22 {
public static void main(String [] args) {
int x;
int y;
int z;
int total;

for(x = 0;x < 3;x++){
for(y = 0;y < 6;y++){
for(z = 0;z < 12;z++){
total = (x * 8)+(y * 4)+(z * 2);
if (total == 22)
System.out.println
(x+" + "+y+" + "+z+" = "+total);
}
}
}
}
}

No. 2 Florida 41, No. 1 Ohio State 14

Congrats to Urban Meyer
The big story in this game is Urban Meyer. Nobody had even heard of Urban Meyer until he took the Utah Utes to the Fiesta Bowl to bust the BCS. I am happy for Urban, I just wish he had stayed with the Utes a little longer. It's nice to see a good guy win. Good job Urban!

Norm Chow interviews with the Arizona Cardinals

This may be of interest to BYU fans:

Click here.

Which bandwagon should you join?


My favorite team, the San Francisco 49ers, is out of the playoffs this year. The NFL has a site set up to help people, like me, decide which team's bandwagon to join. Based on the five questions I answered, they picked the Philadelphia Eagles as my bandwagon team. That's good, because I like Jeff Garcia and I think they have some former BYU players on their team too. Go Eagles! Find out who your bandwagon team is by clicking here.

Celebrity Gossip


Britney doesn't eat broccoli

My sources tell me that the "Princess of Pop", Britney Spears, refuses to eat broccoli. Spears joins former President, George Herbert Walker Bush as famous people and celebrities that refuse to eat broccoli.

Why I took most my videos off YouTube

You may or may not have noticed that I took all of my Monty Python and Battlestar Galactica videos off of YouTube. I took a closer look at their copyright warning and realized that even the stuff where I took the photographs myself but used someone else's music was a violation of copyright law. I realize that the likelihood of anything happening, other than YouTube removing the content, is probably quite slim - considering that most of the stuff on YouTube is in violation of copyright law.

So, from now on, when I stream copyrighted stuff on my blog, it will be a link to something someone else posted on YouTube. I will continue to take videos of my kids and photographs of the mountains and post the videos and slideshows on YouTube. It just looks like from now on I'll have to use music which I write on my own if I want to choreograph it.

SRV - Voodoo Chile

This is one of my favorite church hymns, too bad they took it out when they updated the hymnals. Is Voodoo Chile like some really killer Texas Chile? Is there a recipe for Voodoo Chile up on the recipe blog?

Real Salt Lake's main sponsor

Real Salt Lake will be the first professional sports team in the USA to have their sponsor's name on their jerseys. This is very common outside the USA but this is a a first in the USA. Who is the sponsor? A Lehi, Utah based multi-level marketing (MLM) company called Xango who apparently sells this stuff for $37 a bottle ($1.54 an ounce). I went looking for information on Xango and found this interesting article about their business practices. Take it for what it's worth. For my money, green tea has all the anti-oxidants I need and it's a lot less expensive. And for you LDS people, my doctor is LDS and he told me that green tea wont keep me out of the Celestial Kingdom.

http://www.amquix.info/xango/xango.html

Sweetness!

My kids are too young to have ever seen Walter Payton play. I think everyone in America was a Bears fan when Walter played:

Battlestar Galactica and Mormonism

Here's an interesting site that investigates parallels between Battlestar Galactica and Mormonism:

http://www.millennialstar.org/index.php/2006/02/12/ligbattlestar_galactical_ig_and_mormonis

Something good about radio in the Salt Lake market

I was turning through the radio stations in my car and found a station that was playing contemporary Christian music, 97.5 FM. I've been getting tired of listening to the same old depressing contemporary music with messages that contradict my personal values. I'm glad that this station has entered the Salt Lake market. They don't play just LDS music, they play inter-denominational music. They even stream online so if you're out of state you can listen too. Their Web site is http://www.975oasis.com/

Boise State - The Real National Champions

The BCS needs to be abolished. Boise State proved they should be playing in the National Championship game. They proved that they're one of the top 3 teams in the nation.

RGD

Read about it at http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?confId=&gameId=270010201

Ding dong Saddam is dead

Ding Dong! The Saddam is dead.
Which old Saddam?
The Wicked Saddam!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Saddam is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Saddam is dead.
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know The Wicked Saddam is dead!

(Mayor)
As Mayor of the Baghdad City,
In the County of the Land of Iraq,
I welcome you most regally.

(Barrister)
But we've got to verify it legally,
to see.

(Mayor)
To see?

(Barrister)
If he.

(Mayor)
If he?

(Barrister)
Is morally, ethic'lly

(Father No.1)
Spiritually, physically

(Father No. 2)
Positively, absolutely

(Munchkins)
Undeniably and reliably dead

(Coroner)
As Coroner I must confirm,
I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead,
he's really most sincerely dead.

(Mayor)
Then this is a day of Independence,
For all the Iraquis and their descendants.

(Barrister)
If any.

(Mayor)
Yes,
let the joyous news be spread,
The wicked Old Saddam at last is dead!

Help Me Oprah Winfrey



I'M ON FIRE!!!

Most idiotic petition ever

These people seriously need to get lives; and I thought Star Trek fans were geeks.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ultimate_betrayal/

How to buy editted movies without trouble from the MPAA

Here's a good concept. You buy the unedited movie from them and they edit it for you, then you get both copies. This seems legal to me, but I'm no lawyer.
http://www.goodmoviesonline.com/home.php?Vl=6&Tp=2

How to do the degree symbol "°" on your keyboard

Hold down the ALT key and type in 248, then release the ALT key and the ° will appear.

Wettest Desert

I'm going to start posting little facts that I find in the 2007 edition of The Guiness Book of World Records. Here is my first one:


The Sonora Desert, Arizona, USA - where daytime temperatures may exceed 104° in summer - receives 4.7 - 11.8 inches of rain annually. This desert is unusual in that it experiences two wet seasons - one from December - March and a second from July to September.

MySQL 5.0


This is a free program that I love. You have to be a little bit of a geek to figure it out, but it's a lot more powerful than that piece of garbage, Microsoft Access. MySQL comes with some really good documentation to figure it out. It can be downloaded from
http://dev.mysql.com/downloads/mysql/5.0.html

I also recommend using the GUI Tools, they make life a lot easier and they also allow you to import your other databases, including Microsoft Access, to the MySQL platform.


Here's a screen shot of a database I created in about 2 minutes using the MySQL Query Browser:


One other nice feature is the Workbench (included in the GUI tools) that allows you to reverse engineer a database to create UML diagrams. This is a Crows Foot Notation of the Northwind Database I imported to MySQL from MSAccess using the Migration Toolkit:



Did I mention all of this is FREE? It's all open source and IT'S ALL FREE!

Rubik's Cube solved in 30 seconds

If you're a child of the 80s, you may or may not appreciate this one:

I'm a goofy goober



I found out that Twisted Sister performs this song. Pretty cool eh?

Les Teletubbies dit bonjour



Bien faire claquer mon bout et m'appelle Sally, ils ont cette foutaise en français aussi.

Thomas and Friends: Going Backwards

I didn't know Bert was a Bush supporter

Rubber Duckie, you're the one

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.



Unnecessary Censorship - Cookie Monster says a bad word


Cookie Monster in rehab

Manchester United stays on top of Premiership


Manchester United stays on top of Premiership
December 23, 2006

By Ben Rumsby Special to PA SportsTicker
Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo and Paul Scholes ensured Manchester United would be top of the Barclays Premiership on Christmas, accounting for all the scoring in 3-0 victory Saturday at Aston Villa.

After a goalless first half, Ronaldo wasted little time putting United ahead, running 40 yards, seeing his first shot blocked, and following up to score past emergency-loan goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly.


United doubled its advantage after Scholes volleyed in one of the best goals of the season, waiting for a clearance to drop 25 yards out before blasting home via the underside of the crossbar.

Ronaldo ended any doubt over the result when he tapped Gary Neville's cross into an empty net five minutes from time.

Arjen Robben scored a stoppage-time winner as Chelsea yet again clung on to United's coattails with a dramatic 3-2 victory at Wigan.

For the second week in succession, the champions looked certain to drop points but showed all their character to keep the gap to United to two points.

The Blues looked to be cruising when Frank Lampard made the most of the Latics' woeful offside trap to put the visitors ahead before Salomon Kalou headed home Robben's corner. But Emile Heskey's header on the stroke of halftime and his controversial tally with 15 minutes remaining - when he appeared to be offside - evened matters.

Chelsea threw caution to the wind in search for a winner, which they got when Robben cut inside and finished beyond an unsighted Chris Kirkland.

Liverpool held on to third place after goals from Craig Bellamy and Xabi Alonso provided a 2-0 win over rock-bottom Watford.

The Reds were frustrated for much of the first half by the Hornets, who almost scored against the run of play when Alhassan Bangura volleyed over a gaping net. But Bellamy was given an acre of space to stroke home Steven Gerrard's pass two minutes after the restart, and Alonso finished off a counterattack late on to wrap up the points.

Arsenal remained just a point behind after recovering from an early blow to thrash Blackburn, 6-2, at the Emirates Stadium.

Kolo Toure's clumsy challenge on David Bentley allowed Shabani Nonda to give Rovers a third-minute lead from the spot, but Gilberto headed in Robin van Persie's inswinging corner to even matters.

Alexander Hleb showed fantastic footwork to put the Gunners ahead before Lucas Neill upended Van Persie and Emmanuel Adebayor made it 3-1 from the spot before halftime.

Nonda's overhead kick made it 3-2 after substitute Matt Derbyshire headed against the bar. Two late strikes from Van Persie and one from Mathieu Flamini gave the scoreline a flattering look.

Bolton stayed level on points with the Gunners as Nicolas Anelka returned to haunt Manchester City with a brilliant brace at Eastlands. The French striker converted Nicky Hunt's terrific ball just eight minutes in before slotting home Henrik Pedersen's slide-rule pass to seal a 2-0 success.

It got worse for City when Joey Barton was shown a straight red card late on for bringing down Abdoulaye Faye.

In-form Portsmouth staged a second-half comeback at Fratton Park to end Sheffield United's fine recent run with a 3-1 victory.

Rob Hulse's fourth-minute header was the game's only goal until Benjani's cross deflected off Phil Jagielka and Robert Kozluk to draw Pompey level shortly after halftime. Sol Campbell scored his first goal for the club by heading in Matt Taylor's corner kick before Noe Pamarot followed suit.

Second-bottom Charlton's woes continued with a 2-0 defeat at Middlesbrough as Yakubu's stabbed finish and Julio Arca's deflected tally sealing a comfortable win for Boro.

Newcastle came flying out of the traps to beat Tottenham, 3-1.

Kieron Dyer curled in a precise finish around Ledley King before Obafemi Martins headed in Scott Parker's right-wing cross. Danny Murphy's mis-hit finish took a wicked deflection to get Spurs back in the game, but Paul Robinson spilled a free kick and Parker capitalized on a goalmouth scramble to head home before halftime.

Andrew Johnson ended his 13-game goal drought as Everton ran out to a 2-0 triumph at Reading.

The England striker, who earned a rare apology from Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho this week, converted Mikel Arteta's low cross via a deflection off Ibrahima Sonko to put the visitors ahead. Johnson then turned provider, robbing Ivar Ingimarsson and crossing for James McFadden to fire home from eight yards.

In the early match, West Ham defender Paul Konchesky was sent off as a glut of missed chances saw their lively London derby against Fulham finish goalless at Craven Cottage.

Konchesky was given his marching orders in controversial circumstances with six minutes left after being deemed the last man in bringing down Wayne Routledge just outside the area.

Hammers striker Marlon Harewood squandered the best opportunity of the afternoon when he hit the post from six yards. Mathew Etherington saw a shot strike the crossbar before being cleared off the line by Liam Rosenior.